wellthatsadorable: SHUT UP, you lost baby bird. I get it, you’re adorable, get out of my face! I don’t have time to quit my job and raise you so that you become a fully functional adult bird without any abandonment issues. I’m not going to take you to therapy so you can get over this shit and have normal relationships with people/birds. Stop looking at me all sweet like that, because I’m an irresponsible person, I can’t do this, I’m not a mother bird. Ok, you can come over and stay for one night, but JUST ONE. And I’ll make you a bed, but it’s not permanent! And fine, I’ll spit worms into your mouth like a mother bird would do, but JUST THIS ONCE! Fine. Stay forever. I love you and your stupid jerk bird face. Harumph. (Picture via) wellthatsadorable: SHUT UP, you lost baby bird. I get it, you’re adorable, get out of my face! I don’t have time to quit my job and raise you so that you become a fully functional adult bird without any abandonment issues. I’m not going to take you to therapy so you can get over this shit and have normal relationships with people/birds. Stop looking at me all sweet like that, because I’m an irresponsible person, I can’t do this, I’m not a mother bird. Ok, you can come over and stay for one night, but JUST ONE. And I’ll make you a bed, but it’s not permanent! And fine, I’ll spit worms into your mouth like a mother bird would do, but JUST THIS ONCE! Fine. Stay forever. I love you and your stupid jerk bird face. Harumph. (Picture via)

wellthatsadorable:

SHUT UP, you lost baby bird. I get it, you’re adorable, get out of my face! I don’t have time to quit my job and raise you so that you become a fully functional adult bird without any abandonment issues. I’m not going to take you to therapy so you can get over this shit and have normal relationships with people/birds. Stop looking at me all sweet like that, because I’m an irresponsible person, I can’t do this, I’m not a mother bird.

Ok, you can come over and stay for one night, but JUST ONE. And I’ll make you a bed, but it’s not permanent! And fine, I’ll spit worms into your mouth like a mother bird would do, but JUST THIS ONCE!

Fine. Stay forever. I love you and your stupid jerk bird face. Harumph.

(Picture via)

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