(via juliasegal)
Turtle, get off that skateboard. You’re not Tony Hawk, you look ridiculous. You don’t even have any endorsements. Your back feet can’t reach the ground and you haven’t moved more than four centimeters. I feel like I don’t even know you right now.
hahahaha. this makes me want to go skateboarding…. and buy a turtle.
Da necessità, virtù
mmoooy tranqui la turtle